COUNTESS MAX OF THE FABULOUS CUPCAKES




Yo, I'm Max. I make cupcakes with some blonde stray that's good with all the business stuff i never listen to. She goes okay. I probably like pizza more than you, but ask me some questions and chat anyway. If you want.


Anonymous whispered, "What nickname do you think suitable for Caroline?"

Blondie. White Trash. Barbie. C-line. Bed Stealer. Bleach Bimbo. Sex Kitten. oh i could go on for days…


1 week ago · 0 notes

hijinklum whispered, "Poking is no problem, though I might not give a very entertaining reaction either: my brother's friend finds it funny to poke the crap outta me or grab my legs in his tiny little claw-hands hard enough to bruise. Yeah, he's damn creepy. How's Chesnut going, by the way? Have you visited recently?"

well i’m not that creepy… i think

AND YES! CHESTNUT! I surprised Blondie with him the other day when she was super depressed… so he’s back home now! I’ve missed him so freaking much. And… don’t tell her, but it’s good to see Blondie smiling again…


2 weeks ago · 0 notes

Anonymous whispered, "You are so beautiful it hurt my heart"


3 weeks ago · 1 note

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3 weeks ago · 19 notes · originally from astrangedevice

BLONDIE WHERE ARE YOUUUU I AM SO LONELY COME HOME



HEY GUYS HEY GUYS

how’s everyone been and all that crap?

talk to me!



cupcakeforger whispered, "EXACTLY. BUY MORE SLEEPING CHIPS. <3 and definately. I LOVE BLONDIE AND SHE NEEDS TO BE HAPPY. Anyways, hope everything is going good, my number one!"

Things are going okay. Honestly though… Blondie’s been a bit down lately, and I’m not sure why. I’m not good with all this emotion crap… I’M NOT MEANT TO CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE.

come over soon? im kinda freaking out. not used to her being so… LIKE ME. OH GOD. 


3 weeks ago · 0 notes

Anonymous whispered, "hey just wanna say i think you're awesome and can't wait to walk into a cupcake shop one day with your name on it, also keep blondie as long as you can !"

AWWW THANKYOU! i can’t wait either.

and hell yeah! i think i’ve finally accepted that im stuck with that little stray for life.


3 weeks ago · 0 notes